My Mom
Longshot
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Let me tell you about someone I know She takes a cake and steals a show But she gives away her heart of gold To everybody that she knows Her dad was Harry and her mom was a Jewel And they brought her up right old school And if you messed with them in any way Pucha Louie my sadaka is what they'd say Twenty years old, blind date with my dad Five months later, they were wed Everybody said it would never last But sixty years went by pretty fast She could cook fish in about a hundred ways When dad brought it home it wouldn't go to waste She could stretch a dollar from here to Japan Feeding five kids and her hungry old man When things got thin, we never knew they did Cause there was plenty of love for all us kids She's a coupon cutter like no other Well, that's my mom, one hell of a mother She's my mom, best mom in the world My mom, ain't she a pearl My mom, I couldn't be prouder My mom, this is my song about her Well, we had her outnumbered by five to one But we just one look we knew we were done Just a hundred pounds soaking wet But such a force to be reckoned with She never took us to the dump though she said she would Cause occasionally we weren't that good When we messed up, it was plain to see She would ask us, are you out of your tree For every situation she's got a song With a voice like an angel singing all day long She could play one heck of a mean guitar Pick you up off the road when you fall out the car Hey, Mom, when's dinner when your father gets home Now go outside and play, leave me alone. The carrot pooped until it turned yellow And my dad is one lucky fella When your chips are down and things askew She's gonna put you on a list and pray for you Through thick and thin and all kinds of weather She's the glue that holds us all together When God gets confused and he needs advice He calls my mom cause she's super wise You might think I'm exaggerating, but I ain't She's an angel on earth, probably make her a saint That's my mom, best the mom in the world My mom, ain't she a pearl My mom, I couldn't be prouder My mom, gonna sing a little louder That's my mom, best mom in the world My mom, ain't she a pearl My mom, I couldn't be prouder My mom, gonna sing a little louder That's my mom, best mom in the world My mom, ain't she a pearl My mom, I couldn't be prouder My mom, that's my song about her My mom Love you mom
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