Hellifornia

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Got two jobs, going on a third
Hop-scotching over human terds
Sunny all year and the beach ain't far
Instead I'm stepping over bums, spending hours in the car
I make six figures, got three roommates
Cocktails cost more than minimum wage
Beautiful lakes and mountains near
Get scorched by the fires every year

This is life in Hellifornia
A paradise that can't be enjoyed
By those who live in Hellifornia
Cuz they're too damned busy being over-employed

One paycheck for a tank of gas
Homeless dudes have their own iPads
Tap water is white and I'm so blue
Somebody stole my bike, what am I to do?

This is life in Hellifornia
A beautiful place that's best enjoyed
By those who live in Hellifornia
And choose to remain unemployed

I've got no time to enjoy this west coast life
Cuz I'm too damned busy trying to pay my rent on time
It's such a perfect place to have a holiday
And nothing's ever been so close and yet so far away

This is life in Hellifornia
This is life in Hellifornia
This is life in Hellifornia
I've gotta get outta this god-damned state

Forecast says wearing sandals is fine
Needles on the ground say otherwise
I've got my own business but can't afford my house
But the weather's so nice, who am I to grouse?

Come see life in Hellifornia
The Golden State that takes its toll
From those who live in Hellifornia
It's more than money, it's your soul

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