Kayfabe (feat. Sylvana Joyce & the Moment)

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The Last Match: A Pro-Wrestling Rock Experience

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A heel is a villain who's there to be booed
A face is a hero, and there's a feud
Between the two until satisfied
Or squashed, if the interest of fans have died
Finishers, that's their signature move
Held for applause and your fans approve
For a submission, count-out, or a pinfall
The best can amaze, the best can enthrall

A hoss is a giant but with no skills
A monster's a menace who instantly kills
A plant is a player hidden in the crowd
And oh, by the way, being "on the juice" is never allowed
Foreign objects are weapons like folding chairs
Sledgehammers, trash cans, or iron stairs
Introduced when the ref's hit or looking away
Whatever gets it done at the end of the day

A cheap heat's when a heel invites a backlash
Like telling the audience, "Your city's trash!"
Kayfabe says a botched move is always landed
Think wrestling's fake? It's still real to me, dammit!

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