Southern Soft

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I'm Southern Soft
I don't wrangle too often
I got them shiny brass spurs and a bolo nice and neat
I'm Southern Soft
A farmhand dandy
Boots Swede, promenade down in Tennessee

I got no chaw in my jaw, show respect to my ma and pa
No dip for me unless it's followed by a twirl
Them rowdy boys a whoopin'
Line dance vultures they circle then they swoop in
Wrastlin' and a cussin' just to blush up on them girls

And I try my very best, not to rustle up my shiny vest
Or lift my brim in the itty bitty slightest curl
And nails they do get broken
No matter how well spoken
This dandy little rancher cares for his mother of pearl

I'm Southern Tough
Gettin' rowdy and gettin' rough
Yeehaw break, your jaw, spittin' any time I please
I'm Southern Tough
Countin' my bed fleas
Hog ties, Whisky rye, slurpin down a can of beans

I'll cock my gun as a show of force, Take a bite off of your horse
Skirt the law if the feeling hits me right
And the boys will all start runnin'
When they see my Hemi comin'
Cuz it don't take more than eyes to start a fight
Tractor parts across my lawn, Flapjacks ready at the crack of dawn
Keep one eye open as I sleep throughout the night
And the bails that I'm liftin',
Beat a life of grind and griftin'
But I'd do all that too just out of spite

I'm Southern Soft
And I'm a cowboy Laura Croft
And the sweet teas just as nice two cubes or three
I'm Southern Tough
And my spurs need a little buffin'
And we're pleased as peaches down here in Tennessee

Yeehaw - a pound of beef with a side of slaw
Yeehaw - laughing with the boys in a bed of straw
And the cattle that you're wranglin'
Ain't the herd that's in your heart
And the way your bolo's danglin'
Ain't no reason to drift apart
Ain't no reason to drift apart

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