The Ballad of Tim Tebow

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He's a legend in the SEC And the Gator Nation takes a knee
Whenever someone dares to speak his name When he came to town, everyone went mad
And the PR campaign run by Dad Ensured he'd reach unheard of heights of fame
He was big and strong and handsome, too And the Gators won and his legend grew

Surrounded by talent fit for the NFL And Tebow ran and Tebow scored
But the fact that everyone ignored Was that Tebow really couldn't throw that
Well But the championships piled up
And the Gator Nation roared And their orange and blue hearts were filled

With song And the commentators joined and sang the praises
To his name And the truth would be exposed before too
Long Tebow, Tim Tebow
Tebow, Tim Tebow Then he went to Denver and in a little while

He took the reins and won with style With the quarterback rating lower than a rug
He won a playoff game with a single pass But the next week on New England's grass
Belichick's defense crushed him like a bug Then he bounced around with a couple of teams
Because he was out to fulfill his dreams And his story was one that everybody loved

To tell But the handwriting was on the wall
Because even though he could run the ball He couldn't read defenses or throw it very
well And the faithful cried in anger
And they called it persecution Despite many faithful QBs who've done well

For the special skills he brought The NFL found a solution
And if you can't throw, you're really SOL
Tebow, Tim Tebow He could run it, but he couldn't throw
Now there's no need to cry and whine Don't worry about it, he'll be fine

He's young and strong and still has many years
Now he's gonna give baseball a try And plenty of folks will line up to buy
Just about anything on which his name appears
Outside of the stadium where he played The Gators had three statues made

Where their Heisman heroes glitter in the sun
Spurrier and Werfel are back to pass But Timmy's immortalized in shining brass
With the ball under his arm
And on the run

Tebow, Tim Tebow He could run it, but he couldn't throw
Tebow

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