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Suck my balls
You suck my balls, Mr. Garrison
Telling me I can't be a fuckin' rapper
I'll show 'em all i'm Eric motherfuckin' Cartman
You know we stay with a strap
And no one killin' no Kenny
Getting me riled, bringin' up Kyle
If they want him killed they should send me
They know I spend that shit twice
For the right price, best not be stingy
Please do not call if it ain't about money
Cause I only deal with the benjies
Bitch, I'm not feelin' the energy
The principal gotta be kidding me
Don't even see you as the enemy
A threat is just what you pretend to be
Donovan shouldn't be talkin
If he wanna go, I can up it and drop him
They don't want me out in traffic
Ill cut through the crowd, give a f*ck if I dodge 'em
Hold up, bitch get ran through
Nascar speed ain't a thing that I can't do
Eric Cartman that's me imma handful
Im the villain, I ain't savin' no damsel
Pockets fat with the money, got my pants full
In the crib with yo bitch on my dick
Man, this shit too lit like a candle
Usin' them thick-ass hips like handles, yeah
Im Eric Cartman, I'm the one and only
Fat man ass, I need ass
In my face, I need a lap dance
Kill the pussy, eat the ghost like I'm Pac-Man
Tear it up, I'm on the inside like the cat scan
Stop the comparin' when there's no comparison
You look embarrassing, goofy as Garrison
Here comes the heavyweight, stop and they stare at him
You should be scared of him
I'll put your face on a T-shirt and no one'll cherish him
I felt the weight of the park, now I'm bearin' it
Don't be so arrogant, your head will get blown like a clarinet
Window down, window up, that's how I'm airin' it out
They used to hate on the kid, now I'm makin' it big and they care for me now
I'll be this way till I die, collapse on the floor and they carry me out
The city was safe, now I'm out the cage and it's gettin' scarier now
Watch out before I pop out, with a glock out like damn, what these pussy boys talkin' bout
Got more than one case, got a blunt in my face, but I don't run away when the cop's out
If you wanna talk shit, don't press my clique, cause the whole crew scrap and I'm hot now
Better tune in, better watch now, wait, Eric Cartman boutta drop now
Eric is the best, he's the greatest he's the best yeah
Eric is the best, he's the greatest he's the best yeah
Eric is the best, he's the greatest he's the best yeah
Eric is the
Hold on, that's my bad Kenny, I forgot they can't hear you
Sorry, you're still the realest friend I have though, thank you

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