WORST MISTAKE A MAN COULD MAKE / COMBUSTION CATASTROPHE

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Grundog Skip

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Oi darrel
Oi mate I'm here!
Oi darrel, your mate's ere!
Ah christ, alright! Gimmie one minute mate!
Have you done the lunch for me love?
Course I have, ive got you onion n bagel sandwiches love
Ohh you are a right treat you, cheers luce
No problem
Listen here, while im gone dont you dare drive that new car you slag
Yeah no, yeah I would never
Yeah good, I wouldn't expect you to
I picked it up brand new yesterday dint I, you oughtta be careful with that
Yeah I will, I will
Right, tada then luv! See ya later
See ya later darlin
Oh darrel mate good to see ya, heard you got a new car!
Yeah mate well take a look at it
Oh yeah fuckin hell look at that!
Its a beauty ennit? Look at it gleamin
Its a bmw yeah?
Yeah picked it up yeaterday bimma!
Fucking hell
Yeah thats mint mate
Corr so nice, I tell you what
I drove it back yesterday
Handles like a dream I tell ya
Is it brand new, did you buy it fuckin brand new?
Yeah brought it- nah didn't finance it or nuthin I just payed for it on the spot
Got this new job ya know at the company so ya know got a little promotion
Bought myself a cheeky little motor!
Weyy I need to upgrade mine mines a fucking shitbox im tellin ya
Yeah tell you what though mate it does the job now dunit
Yeah course only needs a service once a week
Yeah well I tell ya what
Right you taking us today then ey?
Yeah if I can get the fucking cunt to start weyyy
Weyyyy lets go
Blimey alright then here we are
Lets go come on then
Cor that mota is bloody beautiful isn't it
New w m b or whatever you call it
I might have to take it for a spin to goto sainsburies
I need to go pick up some pork scratchings and some savaloyed beef
I'm sure he wont notice if I just take it out quickly
You know what?
I fancy myself as a driver
I'll give it go
F*ck me, it's fucking hot mate, can't stop thinking about your new car
I know yeah its ahhh
Oi pass us the spanner quickly
Yeah alright mate
Yeah cheers fella yeah
Yeah its been playing on my mind like I just hope that fucking bitch don't try and drive it
Last time she tried to drive one of my motors it ended up in the fucking canal!
Ahhh bet you never saw it again did ya?
Nah nah nah
Still under the canal I bet woah bloody hell
I'm sure it's alright
I'm sure it can't be that hard
I've only ever driven an automatic
Let's give it a go
Where does this key go then?
Oh, ofcourse the ignition!
Oh I'm such a silly bitch ent I
It's what darrel tells me
Well, lets give it a crack eh, I just need to goto sainsburies
(car crashing violently)
Shit!
This is a fucking write off!
Nooo!
Fucking starving mate can't wait for this fucking lunch!
Yeah I say we go grab a bite
Hold on mate have you looked to the right ive just seen something
Is that your car? Same spec ennit mate?
Nah it can't be mate nah cus
Lets have a look
Yeah pull a yooey mate pull a yooey mate
(pulls a yooey)
Fucking hell thats my reg!
Oh f*ck!
Nah is that?
That stupid whore!
It's lucy behind the fucking wheel!
No you told her not to ent ya?
Oh for f*ck sake!
I told her not to drive! Not after last year!
What the f*ck is wrong with that stupid cow!
Why does she! Ohh she drives me up the fucking wall
I am filing for divorce right after I get home
I can't take that bitch no more
How many cars is it now mate?
Thats 3 cars!
3 fucking cars!
3 top-end motors as well!
I tell you what mate the only thing she can drive is you
Up the fucking wall!
Tell me fucking right mate ahh
Ohhhhhwwww for f*ck sake!
Look at the fucking smoke
This is why you dunt let ya mrs drive ya motor
Ahhh for f*ck saaake!
Specially if its fucking lucy!
Shit!
Piss!

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