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Grundog Skip

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Shit pint ennit?
Yeah yeah waddid you get mate?
Fuckin peroni
Ahh fuckin peroni mate, you know never get a peroni from the tap mate its always gotta come from the bottle
Yeah you're right
Yeah cant trust it these days
Nah mate
My pints an absolute rotta
Wadyou get?
Ohhh I gotta, fuckin, I got a pint o guinness mate
Oh no
Yeah yeah they dont do it like they do in ireland though
Has it come in a wine glass has it?
Yeah its come in a fuckin wine glass I told him
Youre takin the bloody piss mate
He walked over the little knobhead with his fluffy hair, he walked over n he said listen mate
Heres ya pint of guinness I said
F*ck me what are ya playin at here ey? What sort of criminal organisation is this that you put guinness in a wine glass?
Exactly that mate you shoulda shot him dead
I almost did, I was reachin for the glock in me back pock and I fuckin went ahhh
Never mind not today leave it out
But I tell you what though mate
This booza is just full of bloody wankers
Ohhh mate
Yeah everyone here is just a fucking wanker mate
F*ck
So many wankers in this booza
F*ck if I had a pub I tell you what thered be no wanker allowed mate im telling you that much
Dead fucking right pal
None
Oo right, lemme tell ya
I was up the tool station the other day n I was tryina buy some tools
Nah I was tryina buy a tool box yeah?
I went in there and the tool box cost fuckin four n a half grand!
For two drawers
Bloody hell!
Overpriced tools, I swear mate they was made of this cheap shit n they price em like its a fuckin diamond wrench!
Diamond encrusted wrench!
And lemma tell ya mate tools reminds me of sommen, you know where else you can find overpriced useless fucking tools?
The fucking booza
Lemme tell ya the amount of tools I see at the fucking booza
Im not talking about beer taps fucking little stirring machines
Im talking about the twats who order from the bar!
Honestly, overpriced tools
The spend 300-400 at the fucking pub and then cry to their mum on the phone how they need another loan for more booz!
Grow up and get a fucking job!
You overpriced twats
I fucking hate it when the pub is full of overpriced fucking tools
Who dont know how to limit their spending and drink normal
(horrendous coughing sounds)
No wankers allowed
No wankers allowed
No wankers allowed
No wankers allowed
No wankers allowed
No wankers allowed
No wankers allowed
No wankers allowed
Pedophile!
Listen here you bucket of dickhead
Ive had enough of wanderin around
Ive gone down the booza to av a lovely couple o pints with my mates
My civilised mates who like to cause mayhem
And what do I see?
All these fucking little tossers
Think they fucking rule the place dont they?
Just f*ck off! Alright?
Goto some sort of nightclub or sommen where you beling you rechid little sluts
Ive had enough
Theres two types o people in the world
Theres cubmen
And theres pubmen
And im a fuckin pubman
So all you clubmen, go and f*ck off to where you belong
In the fucking sewers you little cunts
Alright?
F*ck you!
All you clubmen
Youre a bunch of stupid wanker ent ya?
And if it were my booza
Youd never be allowed to step foot in there
Even if you had a million pounds per pint
You wouldnt step into my booza
Cus in my booza theres no wankers allowed
All you clubmen beling in the club
All the pubmen belong in the pub
So im gonna pull out a submachine gun
Shoot you all dead
If you dont just
Ya know
Be a bit less of a wanker to be honest
So get your act together
Alright?

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