I Saw My Ex-Wife Workin' at the Bass Pro

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Bryan Fox

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The last couple weeks I've been feeling low
I thought I'd buy myself a brand new fishing pole
I went to the store and about hit the floor
I saw my ex-wife working at the Bass Pro

She had a body like a truck, but that didn't matter to me
In the Bass Pro shirt, she was the hottest thing I'd ever seen
A bad wife and mother, no doubt, but what a great employee discount

That's just revenge in the worst way
When we was married, she was out selling Mary Kay
She caught me kissing on some girl at the gun show
She got the house and she's working at the Bass Pro

Oh, they got everything that a man like me could need
Bass trackers, bug zappers, Remington 870s
A bad wife and mother, no doubt, but what a great employee discount

Well, I was shopping, she was flirting with this one guy
I heard her saying she was part-time at Best Buy
Just then, I couldn't keep my feelings inside
I need that woman back in my life
Attention all you Bass Pro shoppers, take a look at register three
I'd like to ask that lovely lady if she'd kindly remarry me
A bad wife and mother, no doubt, but for a trolling motor, I'd put up with her mouth
What a great employee discount

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