The Steaks Are High (Rerecorded/Remastered)

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Blasphemous Basement

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I drove to the store the other day
I was thinking that I would buy a steak
But then I saw the price
This steak was fifty dollars
Fifty dollars? That's absurd
I decided to change my dinner plans for the night
But I was greatly disappointed
I really wish I had that steak

The steak is expensive
And I don't have the money
I really want that steak
I really wish I had that steak
It's too much money
And I'm almost broke
I really want that steak
I really wish I had that steak

After I saw the steak prices at the store
I decided that I would go to a restaurant instead
At first there were no problems
I ordered the biggest, juiciest steak
When I had finished my meal
The waiter walked over to give me the check
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the price
Three hundred smackeroonies? That's absurd

The steak is expensive
And I don't have the money
I shouldn't have gotten steak
I wish that I didn't get that steak
I'm now in debt
Because of my meal
I shouldn't have gotten steak
I really wish I didn't get that steak

Since I have lost my all of my money
I've been forced to live on the streets
It's quite the shame really
But at the same time, it's awfully fun
On most days, the restaurants serve steak
So I climb into their dumpsters for the leftovers
The stakes are high, but it's worth the risk
No foodborne illness will keep me from my steak

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