Lalo
The Classless Chaps
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His name is Lalo And he does the devil's fishing Don't let him lure you into his hollow He's a purveyor of perdition And Lalo, being a patron of the arts with two bum legs And sesame street smarts Will send you in To a den of sin To stain your soul And blacken your heart Don't let him getcha You don't wanna go But you hear the demons screamin' Lalo From the righteous path He wills you to diverge In his circular desk He's the devil's concierge His eyes are two black balls Behind coke bottle glasses His office chair rolls Like a herd of wild asses He'll send you in To a den of sin To stain your soul And blacken your heart Don't let him getcha You don't wanna go But you hear the demons screamin' Lalo So, you boys want go to Juarez? Here's whatcha wanna do First you cross the river On a foot bridge Get yourselves across the border And head downtown East 3 blocks Turn and make left 30 paces toward the sunset And now your facing west Turn down the dark alley Feel around and find the door Knock once, knock again Then twice and once more When they say you can't come in Just tell 'em Lalo set ya If you miss the golden entrance Then you know you've found the show You're probably gonna try To double back and go That's when you know that you Have made a wrong turn You're stuck in Lalo's Hollow And now you're gonna burn You're gonna feel your head pounding Sudden onset of dementia You'll be wishing that you'd rather Had attended in absentia Find your way to the front desk And don't forget to mention That Lalo sent ya He'll send you in To a den of sin To stain your soul And blacken your heart Don't let him getcha You don't wanna go But you hear the demons screamin' Lalo
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