Hookah Pipes & Condoms

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I started smoking it hoping it
Would help me rope in girls
Then I started boasting it by posting it
To show the world

Hookah pipes and condoms

I had seen the method work very well with some other gents:
Post some pipe videos online, invite ladies over to smoke some pipe
And maybe they'll let you pipe them
But I didn't have sight then
Ulterior motives whenever I gave them my tens

Put that hookah pipe in my mouth with hopes that I'd put my pipe into hers
Blow smoke into my nostrils and blow something else into her

Lord have mercy

And when you smoke a pipe
You need coal and flavour
When you're going to pipe
You need a body you can hold and savour

Pan Raas or Mint Cream
Or maybe the Black Mix
Dark-skinned and curvy
I'm drawn to black chicks

Flavoured smoke in my nostrils mingled with the smell of sex
And our naked bodies inhaled them deeply

Vehemently wanted to fill the vacuum of my virginity
Temple body and I desecrated the statue of my liberty

So all my virgin gun had to do was cock & spray
What that means I'm not gonna say

TMI but for my first time I unloaded 7 clips
The pools in pants are appealing if you've never dipped

Hookah pipes and condoms

See, this what happens when God becomes a fiction you no longer believe
Unfettered flesh is what the foe can strongly deceive

When I turned 21 I was given a key
But because I was at a point where I didn't believe
I chose to defile my temple hideously
Sex is a fruit and the wedding ring is the seed

But still I walked into Fruit & Veg with naked fingers
Licking them because I indulged breasts and tasted Zingers
And because it was delicious I taste & linger
Getting girls groaning like the greatest singers

With these hookah pipes & condoms

And you know, flirting with the flesh is a middle finger to freedom
Good and evil, can't tell the difference between them

My blurred vision needed divine optometry
Bringing explicit videos to life--live pornography
All this coitus outside of covenant made me an unofficial porn star
But unlike the ones on the Hub or Xvideos I was unpaid
Coming to the audition came with no income or profit for me
The only outcome was years of deep shame & regret

Life seems fun when it simulates Only Fans shows
Or when it imitates Bang Bros
But that life doesn't bang, bro
Unless you're talking about how it can explode
A low temperature lifestyle that's damn cold
Somewhere between Johnny Bravo and Johnny Sins
But without the blonde hair or the decorated CV.

A fish in a filthy sea and the devil had me hooked
A slave fish and he had the master, bait

Funny how much is subtracted from your life, yet we call it Lover's Plus
How you become a slave to it and yet it's labelled Choice
But Trust me: sin is no gentle ruler but a Rough Rider
With body count the number of people you've sexed, maybe some with Durex
Proudly exchanging purity for pain like a currency on Forex
But a life of lust is nothing to flex

And now I'm left with sexual memories I'm struggling to forget and that I currently regret.
Along with some lingering internet habits
I am a digital Heisenberg, going incognito in a black hat and shades
And I don't even like closing my eyes for too long because all I see on walls of closed eyelids is ungodly graffiti from the spray cans of pornography

All this because I went from being Walter White to smoking hookah pipes
From Christian to Cranston, Breaking Bad
Just thinking about it all makes me sad

So this the first tray of lab results from The Undergrad Experiment
And this is similar to those pictures of black lungs doctors show us to try to get us to stop smoking
Your LO teacher told you about STDs
To make every G
Less relieved
About a reckless sexing spree

So listen to this X-rated
X-ray
As I explain
My ex-days
As an agnostic

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