I Love Killing Rappers
MC Hammersmith
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I love killing rappers, yeah that's what I say I love killing rappers and it's not a rap cliché Lots of rappers say they kill rappers habitually But I mean literally, killing rappers is my favourite activity The first rapper I killed, I killed him accidentally I was at a rap show and the rapper energetically Said "throw your hands up!" which is what I did But I was holding a beer bottle, and it slipped from my grip And in slow motion, as I was gasping for breath The bottle hit the rapper and it glassed him to death He fell to the ground with a cold bloody tremor People were screaming as they ran from me in terror And in that moment, I dawned upon the theory If I kill rappers, people will start to fear me And fear equals power, which I've never had before I had a taste for killing rappers, and now I wanted more The thought of killing rappers had me in a loop So I put an ad on Craigslist for a rap writing group At my local café, five of them assembled Four up-and-coming rappers and a woman named Beryl Beryl had just wandered in, she was eighty one They said "do you wanna join?" she said "that sounds fun!" I thought "oh no, Beryl, I don't want to dispatch her" But she was part of the group now, so she was technically a rapper For 45 minutes I led a workshop in rhyming Sweating profusely about the murders I was priming They wrote raps about smashing mics and catching bodies Then, when they were distracted, I poisoned all their coffees In a matter of seconds, all of them were deceased Beryl whispered her last words: "f*ck the po-lice" In that chain coffee shop I said "my kill count rises" Five rappers dead in a Costa living crisis But I wanted more, more rappers to take down So I decided to kill every rapper in my town To gain fear and power, so I could be formidable But I couldn't do a drive-by, my license was provisional So I planned to kill rappers with shots to the brain As long as they were walking next to a bus lane It took a few months, but I went on a killing spree And Beryl's bus pass meant I was travelling for free Every rapper in my area, I had left in tatters Now I had to kill anyone who was tenuously a rapper I defined the art of rapping by the lowest denominator So I killed some slam poets and a horse race commentator Anyone who talks fast was basically a rapper The man at the auction house - I killed him with his little hammer Under my patio is where all these rappers rest I buried them, and changed my rap name to Flows West So I could kill more rappers, to the big city I moved Fast forward to now: my killing rate has improved I kill rappers every day, I kill rappers every hour I kill them in my sleep, I kill them when I'm in the shower I kill them every second, the frequency matters I killed my family - in case they're secretly rappers Killing all these rappers might bad for my health I've just realised, I'm a rapper, so I need to kill myself [gunshot] Now I'm a motherfucking ghost! Yeah you heard that right I'm a motherfucking ghost, and I'm moving through the night I'm back from the dead with the ghostly swagger I'm glad I killed myself, 'cos now there's one less rapper But just because I'm a ghost, that doesn't mean I'm stopping I won't rest until every rapper's in the ground and rotting I still kill rappers daily, carving their memorial But I can't kill them physically, because I'm non-corporeal So I shout "Boo!" and that tends to do the trick They have a heart attack and they die, like super quick And I even get assistance from my ghost rap crew Even Beryl's in it - "Well, it's something to do" If you're wondering why I do this, please don't be perplexed And if you're a rapper listening, you're motherfucking next Because I love killing rappers and I'll never lose my touch Yeah I love killing rappers... maybe too much
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