30 Plan
Bug Hunter
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And it starts tonight because Tonight's the night, but not just any night It is movie night! I would've made you dinner… but my toaster broke So you put on a little sci-fi film About the dangers of blah, blah, blah, whatever I am barely watching, time is standing still I'm about to change my life forever I ask you if we can chat a minute And you say sure when the movie's finished So I fast-forward to the end and say I think that we should be more than friends You say look… you're great Uh-oh, that's not a good start You say you're not ready for that and Don't wanna mess up what we have But... I have an idea, you say And you reach into your bag of things That 20-year-olds think are good ideas And you pull out this massive classic gem If we're both still single at 30, will you marry me? It's a pinky promise shifted one to the right It's too soon for I do's, will you take an I might? If we're both still single at 30 And I am not your first choice But I'm a solid 30 plan Hot damn safety net that I am You gotta back up, love, so you know where I stand I'll take a maybe, a shot, or a chance I'll take a maybe, a shot, or a chance So we cut to the scene Where I build a machine, but not just any machine It is a time machine! I made it from my toaster, like that movie Hot toast time machine I load a bagel in the "future" slot Set to ten and smack down on the lever A decade passes in a single thought I'm about to change my life forever I find you and you're still single, I am obviously single It's like a tale from a storybook Until you say "how does forty look"? But wait… I'm pretty sure you said, and I quote If we're both still single at 30, will you marry me? It's a time capsule, no it's a proposal A little bit of neither, and a little bit of both so Now we're both still single at 30, but apparently What you really meant to say was Ah come on! let's pick an arbitrary number! Kick the can down the road before we tie it to the bumper You never thought we'd be single at 30 But I am still not your first choice But I'm a solid 40 plan Hot damn safety net that I am You gotta backup-love, so you know where I stand I'll take a maybe, a shot, or a chance Yeah, I'll take a maybe, a shot or a chance There are no bagels in the future, I Have got one left but two slots on my toaster One'll take me forward, one'll take me back One's another chance and one is closure I load my bagel, I've made up my mind Set to ten and smack down on the lever A decade passes as I go through time I'm about to change my life forever
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