Couch Potato Pie

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Tell you of a legend
About a very hungry beast
He trampled through our village
Upon our people he would feast
Didn't care for the skinny
No, he wanted something sweet
He preferred the couch potato
And considered it a treat

Beer and corn chips
Remote control
TV guide
Red soggy carpet
Scrambled flesh
He's couch potato pie

He'll sneak up right behind you
And take you from your chair
Has no table manners
And just doesn't seem to care
He'll chew with his mouth open
And disgust you with the sound
No it's not a pretty picture
When this creature comes around

Beer and corn chips
Remote control
TV guide
Red soggy carpet
Scrambled flesh
He's couch potato pie

I tried to warn the people
To watch behind their backs
But they didn't listen
And they got attacked
Now let this be a lesson
And you know I wouldn't lie
If you don't watch behind you
You'll be couch potato pie

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