Chow Mein

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Just another day, I was smokin' like a Fiend
Gettin' high as f*ck inhaling the THC
Spendin' all my funds just to cough Out my lungs
Watchin' Ed, Ed, and Eddie while I'm Feelin' just as dumb

It's fun, the room look like it's full of Zyklon B
And obviously I'm glued to my Motherfuckin' seat
My friends are talkin' bout grab a Grub so we can eat
But hey, I'm high as f*ck and I start Fallin' asleep

They leave, I woke and continued to Smoke
One more and then I'm done with My eyes really low
My stomach growls and I know my Friends are not comin' back
So I creep into the kitchen just to Find me a snack

I open up the fridge, oh what a Glorious day
There wasn't much except for some Old chow mein
A few minutes, I heat it up in the Microwave
I f*ck it up and then I start to drift Into a daze

I look and I'm surrounded by the Elderly and such
Witnessin' a strange event, I Responded "what the f*ck''
The faces on the old folk are in utter Disbelief
Cause I'm not wearin' anything and Anyone can see

And I hear a lady scream, then she Begged and she shout
I said, lady, I'm not the one that went And whipped my shit out
And she stood next to me and Everybody was gone
And as I'm lookin' at her, her face s
Starts meltin' off to the bone

And I hope this is all a sick joke
But this granny managed to put her Hand over my throat
She throws me across the room a Ridiculous length
I was thinkin' what kind of lady has This type of strength

I take another look at her and my Heart starts to roar
Cause this granny turned to an Uncanny melted corpse
I get the f*ck out onto an elevator Door
And by the look of it, I'm probably On the second floor

Open, open, quickly, I mutter over My breath
The door opens, I jump in with Survival intent
But my attempt was futile and my life Could be gone
Cause the elevator shakes, somethin' Weird's goin' on

It starts goin' up and down and I Can't grip onto nothin
When the elevator starts, the whole Floor starts bubblin
Lava, no quicksand, cause I don't feel No pain
I'm sinkin' through the ground, am I Goin' insane

Am I really about to die? How'd I get To this place
If only my friends were here, I'd find A way to escape
I close my eyes and defeat, why did I Have to go this way
Then I woke up from my dream, What the f*ck was in that chow Mein

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