Zookeeper Dick Rip
Burial Flux
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Man, it sure is cool having an intact penis Wait Did I remember to lock the chimp enclosure F*ck No no no no no no no, please no Chimps Ripped off my fucking cock Did you see Did you see what they did Did you see how they took away my chance to have a kid Hopefully a prosthetic can fix this disaster But all my cries of agony were met with monkey laughter Why did this happen to me I should have been more friendly To the captive chimpanzees On their dick rip frenzy I'm running for my life and now I see That all these monkeys are after me I'm going fast but I can't outrun my past Maybe this bond was never meant to last I was going to see My urologist But the chimps have taken the place from which I pissed Clasped in a clenched monkey fist My balls roll around aimlessly adrift The Armadillo escaped his home To the land where monkeys roam The monkeys smash him with a rock And slapped him with my severed cock Upon the stars I gaze and see Army in a rage The armadillo once my friend Telling me the reign of the chimps must end Why did this happen to me I should have been more friendly To the captive chimpanzees On their dick rip frenzy And now I'm done running I will stand my ground I look around to see The guy who killed Harambe I know where the future lies this isn't where I die We gather reinforcements to defeat the monkey forces They managed to free all the animals On the backs of rhinos they sat getting ready to attack The battle commences and we raise our defenses Next to my brother that I trust We try to fight but it's too much They are killing all of us No more monkeys jumping on the bed
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Written by: Ben Uttenweiler, Brady Bridwell, Garrett Whisenhunt
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