Daddy was Born in the 1900s

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Daddy is old
And daddy is gray
Daddy has stories about back in his day

He didn't have androids
And no  iPhones
Just  had a landline tethered to a wall in his home

He had no WiFi service
No Uber eats
He had a Sega Genesis
Hooked up to his TV
His Wikipedia was books in the library
He couldn't Google search
He could only Ask Jeeves

Because daddy was born in the 1900s
Back before the dawn of history
Daddy was born in the 1900s
A relic of the previous century

Daddy was born in the 1900s
Daddy was born yeah daddy was born
Daddy was born in the 1900s

When daddy was a kid
The only way
To stream a movie was to rent a video tape

He didn't have Netflix
Hulu or Prime
Could only watch TV as it was airing live

He saw the Great Depression
And Y2K
He rode in Henry Ford's car
And the Wright brothers plane
He could've saved the Titanic
And JFK
But he couldn't stop Hitler
He was busy that day

Because daddy was born in the 1900s
When the world was all still in black and white
Daddy was born in the 1900s
Just after god had said let there be light

Daddy was born in the 1900s
Daddy was born yeah daddy was born
Daddy was born in the 1900s

The 1900s were such a long time ago
We've come so far since daddy was born so long ago

Daddy couldn't get
A booster shot
When he was 6 years old and had the chickenpox

That medicine
Didn't exist yet
So a bathtub full of oatmeal was all he could get

And today that sounds
Like I made it up or
Like something doctors did
In the Civil War
So much time has passed
Since daddy was born
Way back in the year 1994

Daddy was born in the 1900s
Back before the earth revolved around the sun
Daddy was born in the 1900s
A year so old that it starts with a one

Daddy was born in the 1900s
Daddy was born yeah daddy was born
Daddy was born in the 1900s
Daddy was born yeah daddy was born
Daddy was born in the 1900s
Daddy was born yeah daddy was born
Daddy was born in the 1900s

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