Vanity

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J. Todd Keffury

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You paint your nails an awkward shade of blue
You pluck your brows and draw them in as if they're something new
You lift your face with the latest breakthrough
But your efforts fall flat ‘cuz you still look like p....

cpply your magic and slip on your shoes
Then shake your tail like you know you've got nothing to lose
Collect your likes now or you'll sing the blues
What demons hide behind a spray tan and a lipstick tube

We can tell those aren't your real boobs
How do you eat when you got lips like fucking intertubes?
That guppy grin belongs on pay-per-view
Now, stick that tongue back in your mouth before you lose it

Come on, come on
Join the validation nation
Shine on, shine on
When you embrace the expiration
Right on, right on
I detest the way you speak and your vanity it reeks of unreality

Claimed your pretense on Parc cvenue
Your cheeky camp is only as good as your latest review
You do your dance to a copyrighted tune
You're so vain you probably think this song's about you

Come on, come on
You put ole Narcissus to shame
Shine on, shine on
Like you do you crazy diamond
Right on, right on
Just confess that you're a freak and your vanity it reeks of unreality

Massage the logic and respond to views
Disfigured girls who collect their fleeting revenues
How will you fare when your life turns the screws?
There's only so much that a filter can protect you

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