I Might Be Canadian

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I'm from a lot of places I've never actually been before
And I lost my birth certificate when I was only four
So, I went around the world to a bunch of places
Had some troubles with the girls in Jamaica
And I met a man, he was from Kazakhstan
Told me who I might be

I might be Jamaican
I might be a Haitian, I might be Hawaiian
Babe I'm not lying
I might be Hispanic, I might be Icelandic
I might be Canadian, yeah I think I'm Canadian

I might be Arabian, I might be Australian
I might be Samoan, oh why am I going
Back to Canada knowing I m-might be Canadian
I m-might be Canadian

Got some D.Q. on the road
(It was delicious, yo)
But the road was actually a volcano, yeah
Then I flew to Japan on the weekend
(Weekend)
Had some sushi and sake, yeah
And I got in a fight with a super sumo man
He was really fat and stinky
And then I lost my loincloth
To that 528-pound sumo fat man
(He was really fat)
My Japanese girlfriend cried
She'd never kiss me again
Why do I smell like a butt crack

Oh, the places I have been
Wish I could go back to oh Kazakhstan
Where he told me I

I might be Jamaican, I might be a Haitian
I might be Hawaiian, babe I'm not lying
I might be Hispanic, I might be Icelandic
I might be Canadian, yeah, I think I'm Canadian

I might be, could I really, really be
It's a possibility, so I guess we'll see

Every time I travel to China
I get lice in my hair like in Africa
I got tackled at a Manchester game
That dude was not my uncle
I got slapped by an old lady from France
With a tasty, crunchy French baguette
I go swimming in the freezing Netherlands
Trying to find my mom and dad
Mama? Daddy? Daniel

I might be Jamaican, I might be a Haitian
I might be Hawaiian, babe I'm not lying
I might be Hispanic, I might be Icelandic
I might be Canadian, yeah, I think I'm Canadian

I might be Samoan oh why am I going
Back to Canada knowing I m-might be Canadian
I m-might be Canadian
(Well, did you find it? Ah yes, we just found your birth certificate
You are not Canadian, uh definitely not)
I might be, I might be but I'm none of these

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