Lousy Date

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Phoebe Kreutz

Phoebe Kreutz is a singer-songwriter, primarily associated with the anti-folk scene of New York City, but also known for her theater and television work. Kreutz has been performing live since the early 2000s, and has released five independent albums, Pretty. Pretty Stupid., Big Lousy Moon (released July 2, 2007), Bemusement Park (released in 2011), "The Age of Reasonableness" (2012) and "Nightlife Sentence" (2013) On Big Lousy Moon, Julie LaMendola (of fellow Anti-folk group Ching Chong Song) also joined her as a guest musician.,She has also performed with groups Urban Barnyard and The Phyllis Newman Health Initiative Dancers. Her songwriting was featured on the Disney Channel show Johnny and the Sprites, and in the theater production of Alex Timbers' musical… more »

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I'm taking myself out on a date tonight
I'm gonna treat myself good
I'm taking myself out on a date, alright
Because some article said that I should

So I'm putting on my makeup and I dress myself with care
And when the moment is here
I take a look in the mirror
And say, "Is that what you're gonna wear?"

Oh, I'm taking myself out on a date
And I have to admit that it's not going great
I'm being too critical right out the gate
When I'm taking myself on a date...but I'm a lousy date
A lousy date!

And now we're here in a fancy restaurant
And by we, I mean me
But I don't let myself order what I want
I keep complaining, man, these prices are crazy

And now I'm flirting with the waiter, and he's clearly mortified
And I would disappear to the bathroom, but there's nowhere I can hide

When I'm taking myself out on a date
I keep doing insensitive stuff that I hate
I'm picking my teeth and I'm scraping my plate
When I'm taking myself on a date
But I'm a lousy date

And now I'm rehashing old arguments spiraling out in my head
And now I'm checking out the other women in the room and wishing I was with them instead

Instead, I'm taking myself out on a date
I keep checking my watch, saying, gosh, it's so late
I'm already drunk, and it's not even eight
When I'm taking myself on a date
I can't wait to be home from this date
I'm taking myself on a date, but I'm a lousy date!
A lousy date
A lousy date
A lousy date (ad nauseam)

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