The Legend of Pendejdro

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Pendejdro says he's like Tom Brady
Tells us that he's a beast
But when he opens his snaggle-toothed mouth
He makes that hard to believe

He got locked up for beatin' up on baby mama
Cops threw him right in the pen
Gave him one call said "call a lawyer"
But he ordered up a pizza instead

Pendejdro
Pendejdro pendejo
Got no common sense
Pendejdro
Pendejdro pendejo
Slow dim-witted thick and dense

He did wented out to get himself hammered
Thought he'd try and get laid
He talked to a handful of pretty ladies
Didn't understand a word that he said

Pendejdro knows a whole lot of dinglish
What did that ding-a-ling say?
Never mind it's pointless mindless gibberish
Spewing from his pointy head

Pendejdro
Pendejdro pendejo
King in his tiny mind
Pendejdro
Pendejdro pendejo
Court jester in yours and mine

Pendejdro gets mad when you call him court jester
He'd rather be the king instead
If the shoe fits the village idiot needs to wear it
And put the dunce cap on his head

Pendejdro swears he's a big rough tough guy
But he's really just a delicate soul
Just tease him a little and he whines like a baby
Like you tore him a new asshole

Pendejdro
Pendejdro pendejo
Legend in his own mind
Pendejdro
Pendejdro pendejo
Thank god this fool is one of a kind

Pendejdro drove straight into a minivan
Knocked his helmet clean off
It started way before then but he forgot just when
The center of his head got so soft

Pendejdro drove straight into the ocean
Google-eyeing at some girls
They laughed when the bonehead almost drowned himself
And took his dumb ass out of this world

Pendejdro
Pendejdro pendejo
Barely functional dimwit
Pendejdro
Pendejdro pendejo
Clueless village idiot

Pendejdro tries to steal the credit
For things he simply didn't do
He gloats and brags but produces failure
We have video evidence as proof

Pendejdro
Pendejdro pendejo
With that look you'd think he was aloof
Pendejdro
Pendejdro pendejo
But he's just a big donkey-eared goof

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