Jesus is dead

Jayhard Special Forces

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Jesus is ace
He bakes my beans
And sometimes when I'm lucky
He'll iron out the creases in my jeans

Not literally, of course, because Jesus is dead
Just like Gianni Versace, Princess Di and Dodi Al Fayed

Jesus is good
He does the washing up
Rumour has it he had large ears
So they called him the FA Cup

Not literally, of course, because football wasn't invented
When Jesus died upon the cross
But it was when (insert name here) did

Jesus is great
He tidies and cleans
And when I'm feeling frustrated he gets down on his knees, oh Jesus

Not literally, of course, because Jesus is dead
Just like Mother Teresa and the actor that played Father Ted
Not literally, of course, because Jesus is dead
Much like Gianni Versace, Princess Di and my street cred

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Written by: Robert Parsons

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