(He's the Real) Don Juan

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In his faded blue jeans and Van Halen shirt
His mullet sprayed in place he came here to flirt
Karaoke at Joe's is his Tuesday flair
When big Don struts in everybody stares
He winks at the barmaid as she gets him a beer
Fake smile on her face he grins ear to ear

When they call his name he goes up to sing
Fist pumpin' to the beat with his gold pinky ring
Despite his best pickup line he's drivin home alone
Another lonely week just waitin' by his phone

He's so Don Juan, God's gift to the world
Thinks every woman wants him but he can't get a girl
Sometimes he acts like Elvis with that big belt on
God's gift to the world, he's the real
He's the real Don Juan

Still livin' with his momma after forty seven years
He talks for hours 'bout himself just brings you to tears
Life is always 'bout him all he can do is pretend
Then he dumps you in the end pretending he has a friend
Somehow these chicks don't see what's in his glass
He says they're all losers anyway so far below his class

He's so Don Juan God's gift to the world
Thinks every woman wants him but he can't get a girl
Sometimes he acts like Elvis with that big belt on
God's gift to the world
He tries with all the girls but when they turn him away
He just smiles and then he says "I don't want you anyway"

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