Black Market (Intermission)
Jozlyn Parker
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Howdy folks! Just checkin' in with y'all real quick To see how we're all doin' How we feelin' the music? Everybody still alive? Man to the right there look like he ready to sleep God damn! Somebody get him home in one piece Ay, Claudia, how you holdin' up girl? That last song had you busy, huh Well ay, listen everybody We're gonna take a couple minutes away From the singin' and dancin' So now's ya' time to get whatever alcohol Or lemonade or apple juice outta ya' system, alright? Bathroom's over to the left For the time being I wanna share a little story of when I was a… Let's just say creative, but morally questionable child So, it was between the years of 5th and 6th grade I was super into origami and those arts and crafts projects That had like, popsicle sticks and rubber bands and what not Now that's fine and all, nothin' to raise any alarms about, right? But, I was a little dangerous, you see I had a… specialty, in a particular type of craft Ones that were capable of launching a number of projectiles Including pencils, pen ink cartridges, rubber bands I made paper guns And bows And crossbows, y'all! And you know As a kid you wanna show everybody The things you like to do and work on So what do I do, but bring them to school! Naturally! And it was somewhere along that path that I realised There was a market for this shit Like, kids were willing to pay MONEY to own these things! And so, it began I was producing these items at home Smuggling them to school in my dinky ass backpack Sellin' 'em, and usin' the money to buy food from the canteen Of course, y'know, in my adolescent mind I wasn't thinking of the potential ramifications Of supplying fellow children with such paraphernalia I was just thinkin' of all the noodles I could get with the profits! I remember one product in particular sold really well I won't explain how I made it, for obvious reasons But I called them "pen bows" They looked just a regular ballpoint pen Except they had the ability to shoot the... Y'know, ink cartridge inside With an honestly terrifying speed And over a remarkable distance Listen, I'm just glad nobody lost their fuckin' eye While I was operating this business But of course Like many of the greatest empires before me It all came to an end when I made the mistake Of not adequately concealing these products It was a paper crossbow And I think one of my teachers Saw it in my unzipped backpack She seized it and took it to the Principal's office After which I was greeted With a delightful announcement From the student messengers To go meet with him on the playground By the way, we didn't have those fancy PA systems Hooked up to every classroom So we literally had a pair of kids manually deliver messages Like it was fuckin' 2000 B.C Anyway So I'm walkin' to the main play area Shittin' my pants, and I kid you not The way this mo'fucker was standing there Was like I had just entered a boss battle Like, there was this 6'2" towering behemoth In the middle of the playground Alone, holding my little crossbow In his God damn bear hands And my 11 year old ass was like "Yup, I'm gonna die today." But you know what? I said nah, I got this! I approached the dude And he was like to me "Son, did you make this?" And I said "Yes sir. I did." And, to my surprise, he was actually impressed I don't know if it was like a game-recognise-game thing But he was all like "I admire your craftsmanship But you are no longer allowed to bring these, erhm Weapons of mass destruction onto school grounds Is that understood?" And at this point, whatever confidence I thought I had Was completely gone, so I just squeaked out "Yes sir I understand." He told me to come to his office after school To collect my property, and he sent me back to class Now, this next part still confuses me to this day You know what I did when that 3pm school bell rang? I went straight to my grandma's car to go home For some reason, I was too shook to go get my shit And I'm pretty sure my man was sittin' there wonderin' When the f*ck this kid was gonna come to his office But regardless, after that incident I never brought anything to school again And so that was the end of my reign But ay, you had to give it to me I was hustlin' at ten years old I was makin' moves, man! But anyway, kids If you're thinking of starting up A paper weapons distribution at school Um, call me Ay, ay I'm joking, I'm joking Teachers, relax, I'm kidding! Golly Ay, I'm not gon' stand here and lie to y'all Sayin' I was a model student I mean for f*ck's sake I was operating a black market While learning about writing paragraphs and shit But for real, kids If you feel like you got a entrepreneurial spirit in you Channel that energy into somethin' That won't get somebody hurt Y'know, like cupcakes, or lemonade, or pizza! Or, hear me out, erhm Brownies Yeah, yeah! Ay listen, only a certain number of y'all hearin' this right now Will understand what I'm talkin' about If you know, you know And with that bein' said I wanna take us into the last song for tonight This one's dedicated to somebody I don't often show enough love to everyday So, I hope this makes up for it This is for you Dad Kick us off Domino
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