Piss in a Bottle Economy

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I am my own man, live by my own rules
Ten seconds to decide if I wanna make five bucks
I make my own wage, decide my own fate
But why isn't there any time to bladder evacuate?

I just can't so No when the little app it glows
I take down my pants, and in the empty bottle I go, go, go

It's a piss-in-the-bottle economy
My "Right-to-Work" makes me free, free, free
I don't need no Union, it's just me, me, me
In this piss-in-a-bottle economy

I have free water and mints so my ratings won't slip
I keep my 4.6 by sucking every rider's dick
My kids need new shoes, my car needs new breaks
I'm driving this route sixteen hours a fuckin' day

But I just can't so No when the little app it glows
I whip out my cock, and in the empty Pepsi I go, go, go

Supposed to help us schlubs make more money on the side
Now I've gentrified this neighborhood one drunk at a time
It all looked so good and my reviews were so glowing
But it all went to shit, when someone caught going.

The little fucking app it fucking knows
What's best for me, so in the empty bucket I go, go, go, go, go

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