Dude You're Hammered (True Story) (feat. Jim Donahue)
Mantis Toboggan M.D.
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Yellow tape lines the street A jam session off to meet Police cars gathered today A dead body lays in wait A slit throat hammer bludgeoning down the street Call in the coroner inform cops a man diseased Drinking and driving a daily routine a homicide scene Dude you're hammered Your head was battered Investigate blood spatter Scattered brain matter Dude you're hammered Your head was battered Investigate blood spatter Scattered brain matter Chugging vodka high impact velocity impact spatter Angry and drunk bickering being discounted the latter Crashing into signs in the trailer park no longer a matter A troubled neighbor mental illness motivating factor Continue through the session Forensic concern obsession Fluorescent lights shine from inside A persons existence is denied Yellow tape lines the street A jam session off to meet Police cars gathered today A dead body lays in wait There was a grizzly murder down the street That motherfuckers head was cut off nice and neat Don't lose your fucking head man It's not worth it Oh wait maybe it is Hammered head splattered a horrible fucking scene Hopefully he was drunk as wasted as we all like to be The yellow tape marks where the cops can only cross This guy got his life quickly shut off The guy down the street got hammered in his skull Then he got his throat slit hopefully a knife wasn't dull Hopefully he didn't see a neighbor coming Dude got hammered his head was fucking bludgeoned Dude you're hammered Your head was battered Investigate blood spatter Scattered brain matter Dude you're hammered Your head was battered Investigate blood spatter Scattered brain matter Chugging vodka high impact velocity impact spatter Angry and drunk bickering being discounted the latter Crashing into signs in the trailer park no longer a matter A troubled neighbor mental illness motivating factor
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