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Elastic No-No Band

Elastic No-No Band was a musical group based in New York City's anti-folk scene. Started in the mid-2000s, the band's name was initially just a pseudonym for its leader and main songwriter, Justin Remer. After 2005, Elastic No-No Band's line-up also included pianist Herb Scher and multi-instrumentalist Preston Spurlock. In 2005 and 2006, the band would perform sporadically with Clint Scheibner, who would play a bass drum attached to his chest, as though he were in a marching band. In 2007, the band added drummer Doug Johnson (who plays a standard drum kit) as a regular member. During the recording sessions for the band's 2010 album, Fustercluck!!!, electric guitarist John Mulcahy was also added. more »

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I am running from disaster
I am running from aliens
I can't outrun them, I can't outsmart them
I'm not gonna make it, I'm not Tom Cruise
He might get cut up, a little bloody
But I'll explode, leaving just my shoes
Because
I'm the guy who dies in the first reel of the film
In some disgusting way
I'm the guy who dies in the first reel of the film
In some disgusting way
This is not a metaphor
I am running from aliens
At least I didn't get killed first
At least I'm not that schmucky
But will this whole massacre just pass me by?
Yeah, I should be so lucky
I'm the guy who dies in the first reel of the film
In some disgusting way
Nothing I've learned in my long, but short, life
Will ever have prepared me for today
I mean, let's face it, in a time of global extermination
How many of us are Tom Cruise?
I mean, let's face it, in a time when everyone's getting killed
How many of us are the daughter of Tom Cruise?
Yep, that's right
Yep, you guessed it
I am running from aliens
I hear the laser beam hit my body
I disintegrate into the air
Into millions of dusty pieces
That Tom will wash out of his hair
I'm the guy who dies in the first reel of the film
In some disgusting way
Life is short and well, sort of stupid
But why'd I have to go this way?

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