How The Living Half Lives (Gotta Try a Bidet)

Spencer Ford

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Spencer Ford

Spencer Ford (born April 20, 1976) is a professional lacrosse player who played in the Major League Lacrosse for the Baltimore/Washington Bayhawks, Los Angeles Riptide, and the Rochester Rattlers. He then went into coaching and management before being named the head coach of the Philadelphia Barrage in 2020. more »


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Life in hell has gotten pretty boring
I ain't been out for a thousand years
The new damned souls have filled me with the stories
Things been changing up in here
Told myself it's time I was coming
See those things I missed below
What you know last night I was summoned
Now that I'm here I gotta know
How the living half lives
What's a telephone
How the living half lives
How a freight train go
How the living half lives
What's a TV show
How the living half lives
How'd the Renaissance go
I'd like to see some modern marvels
Learn about this strange new world
A short vacation could do marvels
I'm cooped up in the underworld
Spend my work day torturing sinners
I could use some empathy
Walk a mile in mortal innards
Make a better demon if I see
How the living half lives
What was Y2K
How the living half lives
How is beer pong played
How the living half lives
What's a web domain
How the living half lives
How are baby carrots made
Here's my minion
Brought him along to write down everything
I command him
He can't disobey
Literally
He's a young buck
He's never learned a thing
About the Overworld
He ain't possessing a mortal body
So he can't touch a thing
I'm incorporeal
Be our teachers
Help us to learn the 21st century
Just one month then
We will return to hell
And your son comes back as well
And back at home we'll tell
How the living half lives
Why is indoor plumbing all the rage
How the living half lives
What is Gatorade
How the living half lives
Why is capitalism late stage
How the living half lives
Gotta try a bidet
How the living half lives

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Written by: Spencer Ford

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