Pucker Up and Kiss the Bottom

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Jeffrey Dorwart

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Capo five in G

We came to the three ring circus, the lights already dim
They opened up the tent flap and this creature lumbered in
The blind men all were guessing as they reached to cop a feel
A wall, a rope, a tiger skin, an eel?
Standing there before us was a wonder to behold
It was dark but in the shadows was a glint of Saudi Gold.
I can't say that i saw it but I bolted from the sound

When old forty-five fired off another round
Some say there is no bottom to the depths of the abyss
Some may say there is no bottom to the message in a kiss
Well... Abbott found the bottom, just like Tucker, Mitch and Bill
And a thousand others climbing up the hill

Pucker up and close your eyes and you can find it too
It's really not surprising what you'll smell like when you do
There's a tent in Mar a Lago, buy your ticket, get in line
Pucker up and kiss the bottom, you'll be fine

The ringmaster was screaming, but it didn't make much sense
But the crowd could hear the siren as it called them to the fence
The organs grinder kept his pace that reached a fever pitch
And his monkey dreamed of planting his first kissed

But the monkey led the marchers. Why they followed no one knew
He could smell the ripe bananas, and they didn't have a clue
His Good intentions paved the way, from the big top to the flame
But he puckered up for the camera all the same

Pucker up and close your eyes, it doesn't cost that much
There's always someone looking for a bottom they can touch
If forty-five in twenty don't scare you like it should
Throw caution to the wind. and knock on wood

Pucker up and close your eyes and you can find it too
It's really not surprising of you'll smell like when you do
There's a tent in Mar a Lago, buy your ticket, get in line
Pucker up and kiss the bottom, you'll be fine

We'll the wise men all were finished, as the sun was on the rise
There was really no agreement what they had felt inside
Nine plus They wouldn't tell the story, cause they'd signed an N.D.A
It was a train wreck but they couldn't look away
On the sixth day of the new year it slowly slipped away.

We had to put up all those fences just to keep those clowns at bay
He might do it in high cotton or sitting in the rye
You can find it if you really want to try

It's hard to find the bottom when your boat is high and dry
Or your in the murky waters where, nobody wants to try
You Don't want to see what's coming so you're covering your eyes
Just Pinch your nose and shoo away the flies

Pucker up and close your eyes and you can find it too
It's really not surprising what you smell like when you do
There's a tent in Mar a Lago, buy your ticket, get in line
Pucker up and kiss the bottom, you'll be fine

Pucker up and close your eyes, it doesn't take that much
There's always someone looking for a bottom they can touch
If forty-five in twenty-four doesn't scare you like it should
Throw caution to the wind. and knock on wood

Pucker up and close your eyes and you can find it too
It's really not surprising what you smell like when you do
There's a tent in Mar a Lago, buy your ticket, get in line
Pucker up and kiss the bottom, you'll be fine

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