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Lex Friedman

Lex Friedman (/'lɛks 'friːdmæn/; FREED-man) is an American podcaster, writer, and former podcast industry executive. more »

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I think I'd like to be friends with Kelly Clarkson
Or at least hang out with Kelly Clarkson
I'm a happily married man with a baby and I'm not romantically interested in her at all
I just think it could be fun
To hang out with someone thrust from obscurity to fame
In such an unusual way
Not that there's a usual way, I guess
But still, she seems kind of interesting
So Kelly, what do you think
Would you like to be my friend
We could play my Nintendo Wii
It could be fun
So I guess this is my open letter to Kelly Clarkson
I'm not entirely sure why I picked Kelly Clarkson
You'd think if you were going write a song about a celebrity
You'd pick one whose last name rhymed a bit more easily
But Kelly, you seem like a nice enough person
You avoid the hard drugs and unnecessary cursing
Not that I really have an issue with profanity
But you seem nice and like you kept your sanity
So Kelly, do you want to hang (hang, hang, hang, hang)
If it helps, I've liked several of the songs you sang
We could play the aforementioned Nintendo Wii
So Kelly, what do you think
Or have I freaked you out
Do you think you'd have fun
If the two of us hung out
I can't believe I just rhymed the word "out" with "out"
But anyway, ignoring that
If you were here in town
I think it could be fun, you know
To just all hang around
Do you think that's something you might just want to do with me
Nintendo Wii
So that's my song dedicated to Kelly Clarkson
And no, not just any random Kelly Clarkson
Specifically, the one who beat Justin Guarini
Is it especially unbecoming to rhyme his name with "weenie"
But anyway, Kelly, I'm a likable guy
And I figured, you know, what the heck, it's worth a try
At the very least, if you allowed me to meet with ya
It might get me added to Wikipedia
So Kelly, what do you say
Do you think that you and I could hang out some day
Nintendo Wii

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