Dissed in the Paper (...and Died!)

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My divorce was final so I had some time
Had a drink or seven with some buddies of mine
And I wrote some silly tunes just for fun

Smoked some wacky tobacky on the patio
Dropped the tracks straight to wax in the home studio
Sent it right to the press when I was done

Got a review of my submission
Not just online but in the print edition
Of the hipster rag that comes out every seven days

Then I read what they wrote and my heart sank fast
It put the whole country comedy genre on blast
Now my whole dang world was going up in a blaze

Dog crashed my truck into my tractor
Life already falling apart
Then I got dissed in the paper and died of a broken heart

I wish they had redacted their attack
Compared me to a novelty hip hop act
But now I'm dead and I can right these wrongs

As a ghost I'll haunt that critic every day
Not going to the light not even if he prays
And when he tries to sleep I'll sing my songs

Dog crashed my truck into my tractor
Life already falling apart
Then I got dissed in the paper and died of a broken heart

I got dissed in the paper and it hurt my pride
Hugged my mama and my papa as I cried and cried

I got dissed in the paper and died
He got dissed in the paper and died!
I got dissed in the paper and died of a broken heart

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