Unicycle

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Bigdumbhick

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Last night I dreamed of the circus
With the jugglers, acrobats and freaks
The lions, the tigers and the zebras
The monkeys, the elephants, and me

I'm a bear riding a unicycle
Wobbling around the ring
I'm old and I'm fat
I wear a dumb little hat
I'm just trying to do my thing
Yes, I'm just trying to do my thing

I was a Kodiak in Alaska
Mighty and fearsome and big
But it got too cold
And I got too old
So I came south and picked up this gig

I'm a bear riding a unicycle
Wobbling around the ring
I'm old and I'm fat
I wear a dumb little hat
I'm just trying to do my thing
Yes, I'm just trying to do my thing

See that flying trapeze
That looks like a whole lot of fun
I ain't scared of heights
So I tried it one night
But a bear ain't got no thumbs

I'm a bear riding a unicycle
Wobbling around the ring
I'm old and I'm fat
I wear a dumb little hat
I'm just trying to do my thing
Yes, I'm just trying to do my thing

See the man over there with the top hat
Somehow he thinks he is my boss
Well he better take care
Cause I'm still a bear
I might snap and slap his head clean off

I'm a bear riding a unicycle
Wobbling around the ring
I'm old and I'm fat
I wear a dumb little hat
I'm just trying to do my thing
Yes, I'm just trying to do my thing

Can't you hear the calliope playing
Don't it make you want to jump up and dance
Throw your paws in the air
Shake your derriere
and a bear don't have to wear pants

I'm a bear riding a unicycle
Wobbling around the ring
I'm old and I'm fat
I wear a dumb little hat
I'm just trying to do my thing
Yes, I'm just trying to do my thing

I'm a bear riding a unicycle
Wobbling around the ring
I'm here to get paid
And maybe get Laid
I'm just trying to do my thing
Yes, I'm just trying to do my thing

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