Never Told A Joke That's Funny

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Monda

Monda is a town and municipality in the province of Málaga, part of the autonomous community of Andalusia in southern Spain. It is located near Sierra Blanca and Sierra de las Nieves in the comarca of Sierra de las Nieves. The municipality is situated approximately 44 kilometres from the provincial capital of Málaga and 10 from Coín. Monda has an altitude of 427 metres. It has a population of approximately 2,000 residents. The natives are called Mondeños. Monda also has its own Castle (Castillo de Monda) that has been built on the foundations of "Al-Mundat" an Arab fortress from the 9th century. One of the original towers is still visible, as are parts of the foundations, which can be found throughout the interior. The castle is now a hotel.The town of Monda … more »


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I'd be sorry but you never told a joke that's funny to me
You're a copy of the blandest coffee that's funny to me

You talk tough but you're never gonna shake it
The strip malls are awaiting at your presence
Alarm clock there's no one who's gonna wake you
The big mop is all that's gonna take you
You talk tough but you're never gonna make it
The strip malls are awaiting at your presence
Alarm clock there's no one who's gonna wake you
The big mop is all that's gonna take you, baby

You talk tough but you're never gonna shake it
The strip malls are awaiting at your presence
Alarm clock there's no one who's gonna wake you
The big mop is all that's gonna take you
You talk tough but you're never gonna make it
The strip malls are awaiting at your presence
Alarm clock there's no one who's gonna wake you
The big mop is all that's gonna take you, baby

I'd be sorry but you never told a joke that's funny to me
And your body is so goddamn ugly that's funny to me
You're so sloppy that your job is choppy that's funny to me
I'd be sorry but you never told a joke that's funny to me (hahaha)

You talk tough but you're never gonna shake it
The strip malls are awaiting at your presence
Alarm clock there's no one who's gonna wake you
The big mop is all that's gonna take you
You talk tough but you're never gonna make it
The strip malls are awaiting at your presence
Alarm clock there's no one who's gonna wake you
The big mop is all that's gonna take you

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Written by: Mike Maietta

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