Fussy Eater
Simon Panrucker
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Hello I'm a werewolf Didn't mean to scare you It's just I'm having trouble finding Someone to prepare food Fit for a furry fellow feeling fairly fussy Coz many edibles make my delicate belly puffy I've been to the doctor but lost at the start Coz he tried to prescribe me a silver bullet to the heart That's the last time I go private... I'm annoyed Coz I can't attack a snack that I can actually enjoy I don't eat humans I don't eat cats I don't eat this and I won't eat that I don't eat anything that isn't fair trade Hand made, with egg free mayonnaise I will drink bat milk if it's made from peas I'll eat the body of christ if it's gluten free I like oatcake mimosas, a cheeky blend But I won't eat soya coz of the oestrogen I don't feel great, my tummy aches It's been a long time since I last ate I've got specific dietary needs I don't eat meat, respectfully Do you know if this was produced ethically I'm worried I might die before I eat But when I am a human, I eat what I like Make it dripping with grease please, and pile it high Big mac, mac n cheese, Double big king In a KFC bucket with an albatross wing Raw slabs of beef, it's a meat sensation I like it better if it leads to deforestation I eat crustaceans if they're dripping with cheese I drink palm oil pepsi, I hate chimpanzees I like stacks of chicks fried alive and dipped In mayonnaise from their unborn brother and sister I'm mister fancy when I eat giraffe I eat protected species but just for a laugh I climb into the carcass to eat my spuds And wash it down with a nice fresh pint of blood I feel gassy, fetch me a pasty I eat what I like and I like it nasty But my body is a temple I treat it with respect And respect the life of everything that hasn't died yet I'd only eat fruit that's fallen from its own weight If I wasn't so concerned about the sugar intake I eat field mushrooms that are foraged by a mouse That's allowed to live with all its friends inside an eco house And it's been a fair while since I've had an avocado Coz of air miles I don't feel great, my tummy aches It's been a long time since I last ate I've got specific dietary needs I don't eat meat, respectfully Do you know if this was produced ethically I'm worried I might die before I eat Get a squid and shove it up a duck Deep fry it and chuck it in a vat of kebab meat and bring it to me NOW! And get me a napkin, I'm not an animal.
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