Eyeball in My Martini

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The Cramps were an American rock 'n' roll band, formed in 1976 and active until 2009. The band split after the death of lead singer Lux Interior. Their line-up rotated much over their existence, with the husband and wife duo of Interior and lead guitarist Poison Ivy the only permanent members. The addition of band members guitarist Bryan Gregory and drummer Pam Ballam comprised the first complete lineup in April 1976. more »

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I went out to eat the other night
Picked up my girl at eight
In my soup I found a fly
But, there beyond my plate
Was an eyeball in my martini
A highball with a twist
One in my linguini, too
I said, "There's somethin' wrong
With this" Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs
Eyeballs everywhere
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs
Floating through the air
We went to the 'musement park
To ride the Tunnel of Love
But, when I went to hold her hand
There was an eyeball in her glove
We went to Lover's Lane to skan for UFO's
You just imagine what I saw
When I pulled down her panty hose!
I took my baby home
For a juicy good night kiss
But there was an eyballs starin' at me
Between her parted lips
I went to the institute
And asked the doctor there
In the department of eyeballs
"What's this burden that I bear?" He
Said, "You ain't crazy" He said
"You ain't insane" "It's just you got an
Eyeballs in the center of your brain!"

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