My World Gets Pretty Weird Without Beer

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John T. Wurzer

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I remember getting home last Tuesday evening
To find somebody'd stolen all my things
My computer and my stereo were missing
They'd taken all my jewlry and my rings
I panicked when I couldn't find my microwave
I stumbled toward the icebox full of fear
They'd run off with the steaks and all my orange juice
But left me with a half a case of beer

And I could do without your precious love forever
And I could live without the way you lick my ear
I could put up with the lack of sex and TV
But my world gets pretty weird without beer

I was hard at work again on Wednesday morning
But I couldn't find my password on the screen
My filing cabinets were locked and chained up tightly
There was no paper in my dusty fax machine
A messenger arrived just half past lunch hour
With an envelope that somehow missed the mail
It was a pink slip and a guide to unemployment
And a coupon for a half a pint of ale

And I could live without your precious love forever
And I can do without the way you lick my ear
And I can put up with the lack of sex and TV
But my world gets pretty weird without beer

You know I got trapped inside a damp and dreary basement
With a scientist hell bent on stealing thoughts
In an iron chair with seventeen electrodes
Taped to twenty four forget me nots
The madman threw the switch at half past midnight
My mind went blank I couldn't even think
I headed for a light through all the darkness
Until I found a bar and bought another drink.

And I could live without your precious love forever
And I can do without the way you lick my ear
And I can put up with the lack of sex and TV
But my world gets pretty weird
Yeah my world gets pretty weird without beer

You know I can do without the oral sex and TV
But my world gets pretty weird without beer

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