The 201st Event
El Has
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A selection -of randos who happen to be vaguely -involved -in healthcare present to you The 201st Event A pandemic simulation that has -absolutely nothing to do with -our plans for next year This totally-the-worst-disease-ever began in healthy-looking pigs Months or perhaps even years ago and nobody noticed A new coronavirus was totally spreading around in pigs But not doing anything so nobody noticed it was there So there wasn't actually any danger to humans But gradually farmers started getting sick Affected people got a respiratory illness with symptoms ranging From mild flu-like symptoms to severe pneumonia Oh no, be scared The hospitals actually started having to give a shit about the sickest people And put them in intensive care-many died-you believe me now People posing as healthcare experts and people you didn't elect to be your masters agree That unless it's quickly controlled it could lead to a severe pandemic That totally wipes out humanity, I swear Good courses of action all involve wiping out your ability to feed yourself THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR PLANS FOR THE FUTURE-LOOK AWAY "We could be looking at double "The number of cases in one week. "That's 16 times as many in a month "If we are not able to stop the spread "That would be on the order of half a million cases "End it would continue to rise exponentially "In three months we could be approaching ten million cases" FEAR YOUR PEERS FOR THEIR EXISTENCE COULD MAKE YOU SICK "We're at the start "Of what's looking like it will be a severe pandemic "End their problems that are emerging that can only be solved "By global business "And governments working together" Jump forward! "After schools shut from Friday-" THEY PLANNED THIS!! "They will "Remain "Closed "For the vast majority of pupils "Until further notice" Think about the long term! If we don't get those numbers up We will all die And it will be YOUR goddamn fault! Wait... IT'S TOO LATE! "The question is censed "Really promote commitments "To doing this as quickly as possible it people ascent "That actually if they contribute more... "That they will have a-a better chance of protecting their own populations-" How can you still think I'm lying When you can just go and watch that yourself? They planned what they were going to do this year And Slavery Passes will cut you off from life "Public health agencies have issued travel advisories "While some countries have banned travel from the worst "Affected "Areas." This happened in real life too "A ripple effect is raising through the service sector. "Governments that rely on travel and tourism as a large part of their economies "Are being hit particularly hard" The simulation's inaccurate-The simulation's inaccurate (They recovered fucking fine) "If there's some sense that there's a UN institution that can do all of this "Then "I worry we're suffering from a delusional disorder "On the power of the UN" Do not underestimate them! "What is essential what is non-essential travel, we have to clarify this "Otherwise if we go down to twenty percent bookings over a long period "The company will run down. That's a fact." For real, they're making you lose your jobs to this Claiming doing them's not essential to allow you to live I don't care if your immune system stops working They WILL let you take time off to be sick The 201st Event, predicting how the future might, or will, go It's totally going to be an endless cycle, cycle Of pandemics, I swear They'll somehow manage to kill you all Publishing this makes you know what we'd do if it was real So if we started doing this, you know it must be real Even if it's not, you still comply I guarantee they win I guarantee they win YOU'LL DIE!
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