The Prophecy of the Dong

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The clerics had long prophesized that
2022 would become the year of the dong
The year that would bring humanity from
The brink of desperation
And back to sustainable life and harmony

And so it was that word spread among the people
That a savior would descend from the sky
A God that would walk among humans
And create the most wonderful things out of magic

From far and wide
People gathered to witness the event
Food was gathered
And festivities were set in place in great halls

When the clock signaled midnight of the proclaimed day
The people met outside in the dim firelight
And the clerics gathered hands in song
A praise to the coming God

A violent thunderstorm appeared then out of thin air
Lightning striking all over
Winds so strong it could topple you over
And while the clerics sang
And the people looked to the sky
A creature arose from the earth with a scream

Its skin the color of violet
Muscles as big as those of a horse
Hair a multitude of colors
Panzerdong was born
And thus began the year of the dong

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