Crespi's Crisis
Joseph Stay
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If I were a miller, I'd make you my own brew But I ain't no miller, so I can't please you If I were a mason, I'd erect your statue But I ain't no mason, so I can't please you I thought about it gal, I thought the whole thing through But I ain't no thinking man, I can't please you And if I were a miner, find diamonds I would do But I ain't no miner, so I can't please you So give me some good reason, I'd be satisfied with two Why nothing that I do can please you I'd like to change my thoughts, gal I'd like to improve But you don't tell me anything I can't please you If I were a monkey, for thee I'd join the zoo But I ain't no monkey man, I can't please you And if I were a warlock, I'd stir you up a stew But I ain't no warlock, so I can't please you I wrote about it gal, I wrote a whole volume But I ain't no writer, no, I can't please you And if I were a driller, I'd drill the whole world through But I ain't no driller, so I can't please you So give me some good reason, I'd be satisfied with two Why nothing that I do can please you I'd like to change my thoughts, gal I'd so much like to improve But you don't tell me anything I can't please you I never thought satisfaction could be so hard to pursue But satisfaction can't be had, I can't please you I never believed a cult to be so diffigirl to choose But I settled on a choice and that don't please you I bought you rings, I've stole you things, for that I've been a fool But never fool enough to die for you, I can't please you I've tried assassinations, I've tried more than a few But never was successful, failure disappoints you You want me for an ocean, a big old ocean blue But I ain't no ocean so I can't please you So I see that I ain't worthy, we both know that it's true But the truth means nothing anyhow I can't please you
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