My Sitcom Life

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We've all seen Seinfeld and not a person I know can't relate
To the trivial and asinine events of the day to day
And here I sit in Anytown, USA
I'm just waiting for the fireworks to set off in my face

My life is a sitcom and I'm only here for today
To make a brief appearance, a cameo just to say hey
My life is a sitcom, consider me your comic relief
Because I'll make you laugh and then I'll disappear 'cause it's just that easy

To quote my boy Frasier, what fresh hell is this
That keeps me coming back around to the set every time I take the piss
I guess I never really figured it anyway, that I would make it onto the scene
Or let alone a season or two to set the stage for season three
And of the characters that you'll miss, I'm at the top of the list

My life is a sitcom and I'm only here for today
To make a brief appearance, a cameo just to say hey
My life is sitcom, consider me your comic relief
Because I'll make you laugh and then I'll disappear 'cause it's just that easy
Yeah it's just that easy

And though I might be funny, I think I could be
More than just a guy who busts through the door on your tv
And yeah I'll make you laugh but they'll never see the protagonist inside of me
So I'm done being a clown
And if that makes you frown
Well then you can go f*ck yourself 'cause it's my time now
So please know that I won't stop with the dad jokes
(No he won't, no he won't, no he'll never fuckin' stop with the dad jokes because)
Dada dada dada da da da dada da da da dada da da da dada da da da dada

My life's still a sitcom with new episodes every week
And you can bet your ass I'm gonna make you laugh 'cause it's just that easy (Whoa ohhhh)
Yeah it's just that easy (Whoa ohhhh)
Yeah it's just that easy (Whoa ohhhh)
It ain't easy being cheesy (Whoa ohhh)

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