i'm going to be lonely this christmas

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I stole Santa Claus's fucking sleigh
But we're not calling it that cause we're not fucking gay (We are)
I hate family reunions, it's such a chore
I fucking hate my grandma, she's a god damn whore
I fucking hate Christmas and these bright ass lights
My sensory issues can't handle this
I might just kill my family tonight
F*ck Santa Claus
F*ck reindeer
F*ck the elves
And f*ck Frosty the Snowman
F*ck trees
F*ck cookies and milk
F*ck presents
And f*ck the Gingerbread Man
I hate Christmas
I am going to die alone
I killed my entire family with a god damn stone
I'm gonna make Santa's reindeer into fucking taxidermy
I hate all these children, they make me fucking squirmy
I'm gonna jizz in my family's Christmas cookies
Not piss though 'cause that is for fucking rookies
I'm gonna start shoving things into my fucking sack
(Sack?)
My fucking ball sack
F*ck Santa Claus
F*ck reindeer
F*ck the elves
And f*ck Frosty the Snowman
F*ck trees
F*ck cookies and milk
F*ck presents
And f*ck the Gingerbread Man
I hate Christmas
I am going to die alone
I killed my entire family with a god damn stone
All these balls make me feel some type of way
Guys, I swear I'm not fucking gay
But, god damn, these minimalist Christmas trees
Feel really good in my tiny peen
Before I know it, I'm shoving balls in my ass
And I don't even care if they're made of god damn glass
(Oh shit, it broke)
I'm going to be lonely this Christmas
I'm going to be lonely this Christmas

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