Life Hereafter

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The Muppets

The Muppets, often branded as Disney's The Muppets, are a group of puppet characters created by Jim Henson starting in 1954–55, which have also become the namesake for the Walt Disney Company media franchise that encompasses films, television series, discography, print publications and other media associated with the The Muppet Show characters. Although the term "Muppet" is often used to refer to any puppet that resembles the distinctive style of The Muppet Show, the term is both a formal name and legal trademark owned by the Walt Disney Company in reference to the original characters created by Henson. more »

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Welcome to the life hereafter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Buy the farm, push up some daisies

Then get down with us creepy crazies

Hi, wanna come play with me?

Frights du jour

And daily nightmares

Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs

If you think it's too macabre
Follow the floating candelabra

But he ain't French and he can't croon

Ha ha! We did that in a beastly cartoon

She was a beauty

We'll never rest, we'll never cease
'Til you finally rest in peace

You can fly and you can float

Or you can scream just like a goat

But to grant your endless wishes

First you must sleep down with the fishes

Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy!

Rain or snow

Lightning or thunder

The party is down here six feet under

Trick or treat?

Take a smell of my feet

And give me something good to eat

You're all alone, but don't be scared
We've got your wake all pre-prepared

Hi, I'm serving soup
It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis
Ha ha, ha ha

It's all so dopey, I'm complaining

At least it's almost entertaining

Your attention, please
Restless spirits have halted our progress 
Please remain seated in your doom buggy, and we will continue our tour momentarily

Oh, no
The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you 
Is being stuck in here with them!

We tell jokes

I do tricks

With my deadly candlesticks

Uh oh

Come on now and lift your glass

Filled with poison sassafras

Sign your will, deed, and trust
'Cause it's time to bite the dust

Cash in your chips, we're not joking
Now's the time you should be croaking
You're so great, none can compare
No one has your savoir faire

It's time to turn your whole life story
Into a memento mori

Corpse by corpse and one by one
Until you shout, "My life is done"

So join us in this life hereafter

Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter

And now the greatest act of all

It's Gonzo's final curtain call

From the basement to the rafters
Join us in the great hereafter
You'll be great forever after

In our monstrous life hereafter

For our afterparty afterlife

Rest 
In 
Peace

R.I.P.

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