Sing Us Another (2)

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Ron and the Rude Boys

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There once was a lady called Annie, 
Who had fleas, lice and crabs up her fanny,
To get up her flue was like touring the zoo,
There were wild beasts in each nook and cranny.

Chorus :
That was a horrible rhyme,
Sing us another one, just like the other one,
Sing us another one do.

An insatiable nymph from Penzance, 
Travelled by bus to south Hants,
Five others fucked her, besides the conductor, 
And the driver came twice in his pants.
Chorus

There was a young man from Nantucket, 
Whose cock was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, 
"If my ear was a cunt, I could f*ck it."
Chorus

There was a young girl named McCall, 
Whose cunt was exceedingly small,
But the size of her anus was something quite heinous,
It could hold seven pricks and one ball.
Chorus

There was a young man of St James, 
Who indulged in the jolliest games,
He lighted the rim of his grandmother's quim,
And laughed as she pissed through the flames.
Chorus

There was a young man named Hentzel, 
Who had a terrific long pencil,
He went through an actress, two sheets and a mattress,
And shattered the family utensil.
Chorus

There once was a rabbi named Keith, 
Who circumcised men with his teeth,
It was not for the treasure, nor sexual pleasure,
But to get to the cheese underneath.
Chorus

There was a young man named Adair, 
Who was fucking a girl on the stair,
The banister broke, and by doubling his stroke,
He finished her off in mid air.
Chorus

There was a young lady from Munich, 
Who was ravished one night by a eunuch,
At the height of her passion he slipped her a ration,
From a squirt gun concealed in his tunic.
Chorus


A policeman from near Clapham junction, 
Had a penis that just wouldn't function, 
For the rest of his life he misled his wife,
With some snot on the end of his truncheon.
Chorus

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