In Mobeel

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Ron and the Rude Boys

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All the eagles they fly high in Mobile, (mow-beel)
Repeat
All the eagles they fly high, and they shit right in your eye,
Its a good job cows don't fly in Mobile.

Chorus ;_
 In Mobile, in Mobile, in mo, 
 In mo, in mo, in Mobile,
 (repeat last 2 lines of verse) 

All the seagulls have a lighthouse in Mobile,
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All the seagulls have a lighthouse 
And they use it as a shitehouse,
Now the lighthouse is a whitehouse in Mobile. 
 Chorus

There's a shortage of good whores in Mobile,
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There's a shortage of good whores, 
But there's keyholes in the doors,
And there's knotholes in the floors in Mobile.
 Chorus

There's a shortage of bogpaper in Mobile,
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There's a shortage of bogpaper, so they wait until it's vapour,
And they light it with a taper in Mobile.
 Chorus

There's a shortage of san(itary) towels in Mobile,
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There's a shortage of san towels, so they wait until it fouls,
And then dig it out with trowels in Mobile.
 Chorus

Oh the Vicar is a bugger in Mobile,
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Oh the Vicar is a bugger, but the Curate is another,
So they bugger one another in Mobile.
 Chorus

There's a Jew by the name of Cohen in Mobile,
Repeat
There's a Jew by the name of Cohen, 
To the Christian Church he's going,
'Cos his foreskin keeps on growing in Mobile.
 Chorus

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