The Thrashing Machine
Ron and the Rude Boys
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'Twas way down in Devon that I did hear tell, I first set my eyes on our little Nell, She was so pretty and only sixteen, When I ups and I shows 'er my Thrashing Machine. Chorus ; I 'ad 'er, I 'ad 'er, I 'ad 'er I ay, I 'ad 'er, I 'ad 'er, I 'ad 'er I ay, I 'ad 'er by night and I 'ad 'er by day, And I ups and I shows 'er the West Country way. The barn door was open and I steps inside, Some hay in the corner I espied, She worked the throttle and I worked the steam, When I ups and I shows 'er my Thrashing Machine. Chorus Oh father, oh father, I've come to confess, I've left a young maid in a hell of a mess, Her blouse is all tattered, her tits are all bare, And there's something inside her that shouldn't be there. Chorus Oh son, oh son, you should have known better, To woo a fair maid without a french letter, Oh father, oh father, you do me unjust, I used one of yours and the fucking thing bust. Chorus Six months later all is not well, The poor little maid is beginning to swell, And under her apron can clearly be seen, The terrible works of my Thrashing Machine. Chorus Nine months later all has gone well, A new little babe for our little Nell, And under his nappy can clearly be seen, A brand new two cylinder Thrashing Machine. Chorus
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