Before the Rice Hit the Ground

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Reverie Lane

Reverie Lane is a musical duo consisting of American singers and songwriters Spencer Bartoletti and Presley Tucker. They are known for their harmonies and blend of country, pop, and rock influences. more »

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White shoe polish "Just Married" on the window
Couple tins cans tied up to a Camaro
Tickets for a Dollywood honeymoon all-inclusive

Groom's got a wobble from a bottle of Crown
Bride's looking pretty in her camouflage gown
Covering up a three-month bump, and her daddy’s still clueless
Before the preacher man asked for the rings
He said, "Y'all speak now or hold your peace"

CHORUS:
Shit hit the fan when the best man raised his hand, he said
"I hate to be the bearer of some redneck drama
But your soon-to-be wife is gonna be my baby mama"
Fists started flying, mama's started crying
Preacher started cussing when her daddy pulled a gun
Maid of honor screaming out, "Boy, you better run"
Deaf Aunt Betty on the organ never turned around
It was already over before the rice hit the ground

Sanctuary filled with "Go to hells" and "Hallelujahs"
A couple "Bless your hearts" and a real loud "Screw ya"
Best man’s brother from another mother stole the church van
Lovers loaded up and started burning them wheels
Daddy and the cops riding right on their heels
Call it fate, call it luck, the van clipped a chicken truck, all the cages opened up, cops started mother-clucking sliding

CHORUS

BRIDGE:
Can’t say there’s a moral to the story
But this redneck wedding was anything but boring
 

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