The Hatchetfield Ape-Man

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Here’s a lil story 'bout the Hatchetfield Ape-Man
He was born some place in the fuckin' woods
He is tall, he is short
He’s good or bad at sports
The point is that nobody knows
All I know about the Hatchetfield Ape-Man
He’s an ape... man
Wooly-Foot
His name is
Wooly-Foot
What’s that name?
His name is
Wooly-Foot
He’s five foot-ten or he’s four foot-eight
I remember when I met the Hatchetfield Ape-Man
You met him?
Yep.
You met him?
Uh huh.
We talked politics and how he leaned left and right
Oooh
Ah
Oooh
Ah
He has two left feet but he dances the can-can
He can?
Yes.
He can?
Are you even listening?
He weighs two dozen tons, but he’s rather slight
Nothin? 
…
Okay!
He eats meat, he eats grass, he gets tons of ape-ass
Honestly why do you care?
If you wanna know how the legend himself began 
Ask the Ape... Man!
Wooly-Foot
His name is
Wooly-Foot
His name is
Wooly-Foot
He’s a real nice guy that could rip off your face!
Wait, what’s that? He can rip off your face?
No he can’t. That’s not real. Seriously?
The Hatchetfield Ape-Man CAN NOT rip off your face...
Are you fucking high?

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