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The Boring Day

by Yoni Hachmon

Year:

2019

Genre:

Romantic

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						This one's for you Everyone,

I met her on the highway in September.
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

A Klingon said I'd pick my nose forever.
She said to me she loved my one blue eye.
But who'd have thought she'd black out in her Maytag.
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.