Scumbag
Stevie Dubya
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Yo, this song is about a guy I used to work with One summer in high school, when I was a fucking janitor Check it I talk in ebonics, I speak urbanly I say aight dog instead of certainly The police blotters where you probably heard of me I was charged with burglary, third degree Or you might of seen in my old mercury Driving down the street stinking like burps and pee Loud squeal noise coming from the serpentine As I rip a wet fart in my Kirkland jeans I spent the day doing blues with my boy Mitch Talking about quick and easy ways to get rich I got a patchy beard that smells like beef stew I'm the reason that these bitches say me too I got VD, and that shit hurts And I got more clap than a Baptist church Catch me in a parking lot cracking a dutch In sweatpants with stains on them scratching my nuts I'm a scumbag I'll rip a fart that lingers Then itch my asshole and smell my finger I'm a scumbag My teeth look gross I'll roast my ex girl in a facebook post I'm a scumbag Rocking shoes that I stole And a Looney Tunes shirt that I got from South Pole I'm a scumbag It ain't hard to see We all know somebody like me I'll ride your bitches carpet, so call me Aladdin Then leave wearing your jacket like I'm shooter McGavin My sink is piled high, with dirty pots and pans I run the faucet just to make you think I washed my hands I hit the lottery when I was about to get evicted But I accidently wiped my ass with the ticket People hear my raps and they say that I'm demented Then they hit rewind like the fucking tape was rented Chillen outside Sev in a Giants jacket All worn and torn up like a lion attacked it Newport lights, I'm buying a pack with My last 9 bucks, I'm trying but can't quit I used to go to work, doing carpentry But since I faked getting hurt, I get disability I look for things to do, just to pass the days Like masturbate then go hit the check cashing place I'm a scumbag I'll rip a fart that lingers Then itch my asshole and smell my finger I'm a scumbag My teeth look gross I'll roast my ex girl in a facebook post I'm a scumbag Rocking shoes that I stole And a Looney Tunes shirt that I got from South Pole I'm a scumbag It ain't hard to see We all know somebody like me My last girlfriend was a fat whore Always flipping on me like she did parkour My new bitch just moved here from L.A. She'll be 17 years old in 12 days People keep judging me about the age gap I'm really getting tired of hearing the same crap That girl is too young Steve get her out of here It ain't that weird mom, it's only 8 years Cultural artist for the ultra retarded More rotten than the smell from a vulture that farted My apartments got mold on multiple carpets And I go there to cheat with my girls cousin named Scarlett I'll pull you apart with, my bare hands Grab your girlfriend Claire and ask her if she cares to dance I got more crabs than the state of Maryland And a White Castle skidmark in every pair of pants I'm a scumbag I'll rip a fart that lingers Then itch my asshole and smell my finger I'm a scumbag My teeth look gross I'll roast my ex girl in a facebook post I'm a scumbag Rocking shoes that I stole And a Looney Tunes shirt that I got from South Pole I'm a scumbag It ain't hard to see We all know somebody like me If any of this sounds like you Pay your fucking taxes Take a bath Wear a rubber man Cut your fucking toe nails Stevie Dubya, Holla
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